First you take this:
(coopworth/alpaca blend from Jehovah Jireh Farm)
and then you make it into this handspun single-ply yarn:
Which then in turn gets plied with this iridescent commercial flossy stuff for a binder:
And then it looks like this:
Then, ply it one more time with the binder, in the opposite direction from the last ply, the same direction in which the original single was spun, and when you skein it you get:
…what my better half named TROPICAL RAINBOW SKEINBERT!